Coworker who "ain't right"

[capcityfreepress]

"'C' is for cookie, that's good enough for me!"

I had a friend in college who played in a band. For giggles once, they recorded a "death metal" version of the Cookie Monster song. (They drank a lot too.)

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"We don't have to hear about it anymore. We beat them good. We left no doubt. It's a good way to finish them off." -John Parker Wilson

[mama2two]

I had a co-worker who put an entire egg in the microwave to cook. When she opened the door it exploded on her. Luckily, she was not hurt so....IT WAS HILARIOUS!!

[capcityfreepress]

It's funny, but don't you fear for your life having to work with some people? haha...

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"We don't have to hear about it anymore. We beat them good. We left no doubt. It's a good way to finish them off." -John Parker Wilson

[mama2two]

For sure!
She didn't work here for much longer after the egg incident.
I think she found out that we called her "Egg Head" behind her back.

[mrnurse2u]

I used to work with a bunch of lazy female nurses. One day, I filled a specimen cup full of apple juice and walked it up to the station. They were all sitting around doing nails, shooting the breeze and so on. I asked one of them to send the specimen out and they said, "what's wrong with you?, why can't you do it?". I said, "nevermind". I turned so they call all see me, took off the top of the cup and chugged it down. One of them fell on the floor, another one started wretching. I thought I would never stop laughing.

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fo·ren·sics (f-rnsks, -zks) - One of these days, i'm going to cut you into little pieces.

[LostInMontgomery]

Those handles do come off the cartons. Why didn't she just take it off? That would have taken much less time than wrapping it in a paper towel. I just wonder about some people. How in the world do they keep from killing themselves (or others as in your case!) Thank goodness you were there.

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I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
Patrick Henry

[capcityfreepress]

Stop, drop and roll.

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"We don't have to hear about it anymore. We beat them good. We left no doubt. It's a good way to finish them off." -John Parker Wilson

[signage]

burt and ernie say, "always wrap metal handles in tinfoil to prevent SPARKING AND FLAMAGE

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socialism: when the government will run your life into the ground like it does it's finances

[capcityfreepress]