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PostPosted: Sat,02,Aug,2008,7,39,pm    Post subject: Jesus Christ endorses Jay Love for Congress If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote
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MONTGOMERY, Ala. – Jesus Christ is endorsing Representative Jay Love in the race for Alabama’s second congressional seat.

In a message through his spokesman, who goes only by “Gabriel,” Christ said that he was endorsing Love over Bright because Love attends the early service at Montgomery’s First Baptist Church.



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PostPosted: Sat,02,Aug,2008,9,01,pm    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote
Well done, Cap!
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Well done, Cap!


Heh, thanks... wasn't me though. Cool



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That was hilarious....give that writer a reward Laughing



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That was hilarious....give that writer a reward.


Yes... he/she is "special," haha.... Wink Maybe I can convince him/her to do a an entire satrical series on this race.



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That was hilarious....give that writer a reward.


Yes... he/she is "special," haha.... Wink Maybe I can convince him/her to do a an entire satrical series on this race.


I hope so this was entertaining. Can you guys do some audio to this? Throughtout the race have some satire audio with every word out of jay's mouth telling people how big of a christian he is. Laughing That would be classic.



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I hope so this was entertaining. Can you guys do some audio to this? Throughtout the race have some satire audio with every word out of jay's mouth telling people how big of a christian he is. That would be classic.


I think we can definitely swing an entire series. Doubtful on the audio though because that like... involves work and stuff, haha. We'll see....



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I hope so this was entertaining. Can you guys do some audio to this? Throughtout the race have some satire audio with every word out of jay's mouth telling people how big of a christian he is. That would be classic.


I think we can definitely swing an entire series. Doubtful on the audio though because that like... involves work and stuff, haha. We'll see....


Haha yea that is work...dont want to give you any stress you lazy bastard Laughing

By the way Cap it's not politically correct to call a person a "he/she" Shocked



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Haha yea that is work...dont want to give you any stress you lazy bastard


Uh.... do you have any idea how exhausting it is kicking back taking credit for everything and maintaining our black list? Wink

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By the way Cap it's not politically correct to call a person a "he/she"


That's not even remotely clever. I'm not going to out who wrote that article. Cool



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PostPosted: Sun,03,Aug,2008,8,48,pm    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote
woodie wrote:
capcityfreepress wrote:
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That was hilarious....give that writer a reward.


Yes... he/she is "special," haha.... Wink Maybe I can convince him/her to do a an entire satrical series on this race.


I hope so this was entertaining. Can you guys do some audio to this? Throughtout the race have some satire audio with every word out of jay's mouth telling people how big of a christian he is. Laughing That would be classic.


Which Jay are you talking about, Woodie?

I am Jay, and I love, but I am not Jay Love.
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jayhey wrote:
Woodie wrote:
capcityfreepress wrote:
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That was hilarious....give that writer a reward.


Yes... he/she is "special," haha.... Wink Maybe I can convince him/her to do a an entire satirical series on this race.


I hope so this was entertaining. Can you guys do some audio to this? Throughout the race have some satire audio with every word out of jay's mouth telling people how big of a christian he is. Laughing That would be classic.


Which Jay are you talking about, Woodie?

I am Jay, and I love, but I am not Jay Love.


And you are also one, who, we on this board can look up to as what a Christian is by his actions and his words and not by commercials telling us so.



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Amen to that St. Stephen...... I'll add that jayhey has never had to tell me he was, I just knew......... Cool



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Amen to that St. Stephen...... I'll add that jayhey has never had to tell me he was, I just knew......... Cool


I'm still planning on converting Jayhey... Laughing



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PostPosted: Sun,03,Aug,2008,9,28,pm    Post subject: If a post contains some illegal issues you may abuse on it - just click Abuse and fill the form Reply with quote
And as Jesus was talking to his disciples he said these elections are getting nasty. There is a man in the far, far land called Alabama that has what the world needs. Love. With that pronouncement the disciples set out to find this Love guy.

They arrived in Alabama, and the first person they met was a man named signage. They asked "Do you know where we cn find this Love guy. Signage replied Who the fu#k are are you, and what the fu#k, makes you think I know who the fu#k this fuc#ing Love guy is?

After realizing that they were asking the wrong person, the wrong questions, they encountered VOR. They asked VOR "Do you know where we can find this Love guy". VOR replied "no, but if naked women are involved, call me when you find him"

After traveling a bit further they meet Woodie. Again they asked "Do you know where we can find this Love guy"? Woodie said "sure, follow me" The disciples did and low and behold at Hooters they found the Love guy. They told Jesus that they were sure they had the right guy because he Loved others who had "big hearts"

My attempt at humor Wink



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Laughing

Stephen I'm impressed



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